When one door closes another one opens

With our beloved pitcher heading out to Denver on a rehab assignment until his thumb gets better and his brutal sunburn dies down, I figured I would help him out with a couple things when he gets to Denver. So what better to do then hit up Craigslist for some instant results.

Potential Jobs:
10 IMMEDIATE OFFICERS NEEDED (DENVER METRO AREA)
DO NOT CALL OR EMAIL RESUME'. WALK-IN ONLY.

WE TAKE APPLICATIONS M-F, 9 A.M. TO 2. PM.

FULL-TIME WORK FOR HOURS DURING GRAVES & WEEKENDS OR
PART-TIME WORK ON WEEKENDS FOR DAY & OVERNIGHT SHIFTS

*** ADVANCEMENT OPPORTUNITIES ***

MUST BE 21 YEARS PLUS
MUST BE PHYSICALLY FIT FOR OUTSIDE SECURITY WORK
MUST HAVE YOUR RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION
MUST PASS DRUG & CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECK
MUST READ AND WRITE ENGLISH FLUENTLY

EOE M/F/V/D ENCOURAGED TO APPLY

ADDRESS TO APPLY:
TWIN CITY SECURITY
1660 S. ALBION STREET SUITE 400 (Col. Blvd. & I-25) (ACROSS FROM BEST BUY)
DENVER, CO 80222

This screams Drewsy and it appears he meets these qualifications perfectly. Over 21. Check. Physically fit. Check. Guy just needs to bring his time for his recent 5k and that should be enough there. Reliable Transportation. Kid loves riding a bike. Drug and Criminal Background Check. Check. No way there has ever been any slip ups in his past. Read and Write English Fluently. Check. Come on, the kid wants to go grad school. Grave and Weekend shifts may be the only hiccup, I know he has a big Whitewater Rafting trip this Saturday.

Host Needed for TV Show about Dogs
Are you a canine/wolf expert? Do you love being around dogs? Could you see yourself hosting your own TV show?

Powderhouse Productions is producing a travel-based TV show about dogs for a MAJOR NETWORK.

We are looking for a MALE host in the age range of 35 to 55 years old, who is warm, naturally curious, and comfortable around dogs.

So if you are great with people, even better with dogs, friendly, funny and enthusiastic, we want to talk to you!

If this describes you please send:
· BRIEF BIO. Tell us about yourself: what you do, your expertise, your experience with dogs.
· PHOTO/HEADSHOT.
· 5 MINUTE VIDEO (Max). Talk to the camera: introduce yourself, talk about your background & why you’d make a great host. Don’t just stand in front of the camera – get creative, interact with some dogs, etc.

Documents can be sent to our Assistant Casting Producer, Jenna Byrnes at:

jbyrnes@powderhouse.net
-or-
Powderhouse Productions Casting
212 Elm Street
Somerville, MA 02144

(Submissions that don't include a bio & photo will not be considered.)
OK forget my first job submission, this is it for Drewsy. Minus the age category, this is right in Drews wheelhouse. Have you ever seen the kid around a dog. He is the main reason we had to have Cherokee(god rest his soul) neutered. If I dont catch Drewsy hosting this show in the next month then I will quit the Doolies. This is how confident I am that he will land this gig. I mean his sister is a news anchor, being on TV is in his blood. Best of luck with the job situation Dreswy.

Potential Apartments
$499 / 1br - Don't Pay Rent Until August 1st!!!

Large one bedroom. Shelves in closet, light and bright.Utility fee is only $48!Deposit is $150. Application fee $25, administration fee of $50. Call for pets.

Bridge Square Apartments offers so many conveniences for you at an affordable price. Come relax in our beautiful pool after a long day in the summer heat. We offer a laundry facility in each building, as well as a playground and picnic area for your enjoyment.

This apartment offers the following amenities:
•Refrigerator
•Wall Unit
•Large Closets
•Garbage disposal in kitchen sink

The community offers the following amenities:
•Playground or play area for children
•Pool
•On site maintenance for residents
•Elevator
•Package Receiving
•Washer and dryer facilities on site

Contact Information:
Leasing Consultant
Phone: 303-659-3446

I see a real great opportunity for Drewsy here. Dont pay rent until August 1st. You kididng me. Drewsy will may be back on the Doolies by then. He can really backdoor this landlord and just pick up and leave before he even knew what happened. I say think about it man.

$603 / 1br - ONE BEDROOMS FOR JULY!! Don't Miss Out ON This One!!!!!! (Lakewood)

This one comes with the potential of a $1000 Pottery Barn Shopping Spree. This one could be up your alley Drewsy. Sublet this bad boy for the month then take your $1000 and head to a better place and furnish the shit outta it.

Potential Softball Squads

Mr. T's Softball Foos is looking for softball gamers.. (Vandy)

Our team Mr. T’s Softball Foos is participating in the 80’s coed tourney this Saturday at Vanderbilt Park. Anyone interested in playing. Need one guy and one girl to round out our squad. Should be a fun day of ball! Shoot me an email if interested.
Thanks

An 80's themed softball tournament. You kiddin me??? They have to be jerking my leg with this one. Drewsy tell them to stop because this is too good to be true. You gotta sign up for this squad. ASAP. It may interefere with your rafting trip but come on how often do you get involved with an 80's themed softball tourney.

Fantabulous & Rad Swingin' to the 80's Coed Softball Tourney (Ruby Hill Park)

Yo everyone,
Last tourney was definately groovey with softball peeps sporting their cut off jeans, afros and psychodelic wear. Figured we'd give the 80's a swing. So get out your Mr. T mohawk or your Alex P. Keaton vest we're going to play some ball in the decade that brought us 20 different brands of coke and pepsi. I'll be giving away another $50 in cash to the team with the best 80's theme.
Hope to see you on the diamond!

Still looking for 2 more teams to round out the field of 8.

Details below:

Edge of the Mtn Sport presents...
The Fantabulous and Rad Swingin' to the 80's Coed Softball Classic
Date: June 12th
Location: Ruby Hill Park
Format: Double Elimination
Registration Fee: $225
Prize Package: $100, $65 & $35 Cash Prize to top 3 Teams
$50 Cash Prize to Team with the best 80's Themed Team

Thanks again

I legit have no words for this. Can the doolies get a flight to denver for this tourney?

Thats all I have for you now Drewsy. I hope this helps. I know you are busy packing all day, but just let me know if there is anything else I can do. Have fun out there buddy. We will miss you.