So the Doolies are in their 7th season and it appears that they we are starting to figure things out. I mean we know who are good hitters are, our bad hitters, our singles hitters and our power hitters. It also appears that everyone is starting to embrace their role on this team, which is great.
Well, things are only going to get better for the Doolie after the Memorial Day Weekend layoff. I just got off the phone with one of the Doolies biggest supporters and father figures, the Infamous Chizzy. Chizzy has been known for a couple things in his lifetime. The first being the crucial goalline stick of Marcell Shipp in high school that sent the Hackensack Comets to another state titles in the 90's. The second is being known as the ultimate nice guy. If you've ever been to the Toal house and found your way to their phone and check their messages you will find at least 9 Chizzy mesasages updating the Toals on his life. Just a guy looking to keep in touch. The third and most important thing is he donated the Chizzy Stick to the Doolies in year one and this stick has basically been the life force of the Doolies for nearly a decade.
After 7 years or sweat, blood, torn ACL's, graduations, hirings, firings, and insane amounts of tail, Chizzy has struck again. He let me know today that he has produced a Chizzy Stick 2.0 and will be handing it over to me this weekend after one of the biggest ceremonies Uncle Chizzy's shore house has ever seen. I will make sure I thank Chizzy for the rest of the team because I know I am not the only one to benefit from the use of the Chizzy Stick over the years.
This is obviously the section where we all post our favortie Chizzy story of all time....Weather its from the shore house the football field or wherever it may be. Mine favorite Chizzy story occured in my freshman dorm room. (alright guys I know what your thinking but get your mind out of the gutter.) Well it was a regular afternoon I just got done acing a chemistry exam and I got the text from Chizzy that he was taking me to lunch... So I met Chizzy outside of Conte forum in the Conte circle and he scooped me like a fumble. Off we went downtown Boston to the north end section(where all the Italians run around like sammy spags) of ourse Chizzy was in his scrubs from the operationg room. We had a nice lunch and me and Chizzy returned back to the dorm room. As Chizzy was having flashbacks of his college days we walked by a bunch of kids in the hall way who just stared at me an this guy in his scrubs. Their were whispers like, "Why is Toal with this guy?" "Is he hurt?" (No i was not hurt this was way before any of the injuries.) of course Chizzy turns around and goes I'm Brian Toals personal doctor. I am just coming to check up on him and make sure everything is ok and that he is feeling 100%. From than on I was legendary in my dorm room. (I was also legendary for finishing two handles of Captain was it? after the Rutgers game with a bunch of you clowns.) Chizzy continued to make frequent visits back to the dorm room and check on my health and make sure I was not going hungry 210 miles from home! Thanks for the memories Chizzy! P.S I stroke with the Chizzy Stick!!! Hope the 2.0 has a little more pop left.
ReplyDeleteP.S.S I also want to remember the time when Chizzy got out in front of the new football facility the Yawkey center two weeks before BJ Raji needed surgery. (So I'm in a sling and Bj is going to surgery and Chizzy pulls up right in front of the training room where their is huge windows looking out over the street.) Chizzy grabs BJ and shows him all the tools that will be used to repair his shoulder and a plastic shoulder to show BJ Raji what was wrong with his shoulder. After Chizzy used about 7 big words in a row. Raji replied, "ohhh aiiiight!" And Chizzy continued threw the whole surgery routine for another ten minutes like any good doctor would do! Thanks Chizzy no wonder the bc trainers hate me!
You are truly the best!
a 2.0 this could be very big for the season.
ReplyDeleteThe Chizzy Stick Autobiography ( the short version of how i remembered it)
ReplyDeleteThe original chizzy stick was forged over a spring break in Miami that would help launch the bang bros empire. I arrived in the MIA after re-habbing with the new zealand rugby team in Aukland (google Haka) to meet up with some of the original doolies. Needless to say, our desire to compete on every level led us to the "U" to play in their annual Bikini Softball Challenge where we put on a laser show. I went 4 for 4 with 3 dingers, a triple, 9RBIs, 6 Keg Stands, 3 Irish Car Bombs and the all important doolie in the dugout. The representation out of the Sack was equally impressive with Lamboo racking up 3 doolies in 3 innings with three different groupies. The sponsors of the tournament who said they wished they filmed us in action would later go on to produce the Bang Bros Network. They were so impressed by our on and off the field efforts gave us each a bat to commemorate our deeds. That bat was given to "G" and the term chizzy stick was born.
Chizzy Stick 2.0 is a Nike, Blue and Gold Bomber show stopper and has been involved in more debauchery than I care to remember. It has seen plenty of action at bachelor parties and has even made an appearance or two at the local strip clubs scattered around giants stadium. We had to sterilize it multiple times and it was re-energized during the Harvard Orthopedic Softball outing last year where it was responsible for breaking a 173 year old single inning hit record by a team with 19 hits (6 of them dingers). I added a personal touch to this one with an autograph. Keep the tradtion going and make the original doolies proud.
I am none of those people....I have a 20 year old YOUNGER brother.....initials M-S...think about it assholes
ReplyDeleteif im not mistaken mike schruer has a 20 year old brother... you just gave yourself up dickweed
ReplyDeleteMike schruer? the fag with the glassres? lol who lives kinda by you Willy? lol lol ....please i would kill myself if i was him....so no i am not him......so any way stop doing your gay dance before u swing the bat n not swing...its pretty gay...you dont even do ne thing for the team besides make the team laugh...your a horrible player
ReplyDeletenow im really stumped who this is... ive never met anyone that mindless
ReplyDeleteWell thus far we know that Anonymous seemingly has no formal education, is desperately trying to "hint" that he is a certain Doolies first baseman with a 20 year old brother with initials MS, and is a Gas House Gorillas fan. Well there are only two GHG fans on earth, one is <333NRR and the other is Brian Kelly. I think Brian Kelly’s life operates outside of the Ramsey Softball league (unlike our other candidate and her boyfriend) which would deem him unlikely to be Anon, so it's gotta be <333NRR or E Gos himself.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it is MS's older brother; I mean doesn’t it make perfect sense for someone to bash their own team using the moniker Anonymous all the while giving away painfully obvious hints about his true identity, it all adds UP!
What gas station do you think anonymous works at? I gotta fill up before I head down the shore and want to confront this piece of garbage in person. If anyone has any idea let me know.
ReplyDeleteWho ever is <333NRR is....idk who that is at all first of all.....And no, it's not E Gos himself......Willy was kind of close
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