As the title states, " We are all LOOKING FORWARD" to this weeks match up vs. The Gos House Gorillas. Its a game that has recently took the place of the old match up with the Sloppy Mitts. When we take the field Sunday we all are going to be playing with a lot of emotion, but we cant let the emotion get thebest of us!! Lets put the pressure on the early and make them make mistakes and crack early! Once we get Eric and the Gos House Gorillas down they will fold. Side note Eric Gos still owes us beer from some of the past games that we have whooped them in and we are still yet to see an ounce of beer! (Dont forget about his errors and strikeouts) Eric has been talking trash all year leading up to this match and now that it is one week away he is beginning to back pedal....Eric has recently come and said, "We are going to be missing guys bla bla bla....." We responded Waaa Waaa Wahhhh! Cry me a river Eric. This team is not what they used to be once they lost the top pitcher in the league Rich Svmbuca. However, this team is still talented enough to upset us, so we must bring out A game.
Keys to Victory
*Play aggresive on the path
*Hit the ball hard
*Hit the ball to Eric
*Hit up and down the lineup consistantly
*Play sharp softball and limit the errors
*Don't make bad plays worse
Now it is time for the lineup to be posted!!!!!
Thanks for the verbal blow jobs guys, always nice to hear. And Gos either you or benched or you are on the beer list twice for a bat throw, Rule #13 SubSection ET.9 of the Doolies Hand-Book; Stating: Bat Throwing will not be tolerated and punishable by 3 Inning Benching or Purchaing Beer for the team.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, if you are not signed up for the beer list by Sunday. Your date will be assigned by the team Sunday.
ReplyDeleteI got the Beers this Sunday....
Chach... get me an updated copy of the beer list
ReplyDeleteThrow the bat we're gunna loose to them anyway, rich is still their pitcher i heard so lets give up
ReplyDeleteWho is this..and I will decide who is benched and whos not..one bat throw does not determine a benching!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha......being part of the doolies is more than a punishment.....the team should be called the foolies....idiots
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha..idiots....being part of the doolies is more than a punishment.......the team should be called the foolies
ReplyDeletei think we should post a vote on if Gos aka Prime Time should be suspended for the three innings that is mandated in the Doolies handbook! I am currently neutral on the situation and am not sure that he did not sit out three innings after the bat throw..... someone please refresh my mind! And for anonymous u need to state your name and stop hiding behind the curtain like a big baby!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYea in the words of the great Bobby Valentino, "why you gotta be anonymous?" Also, thanks for making essentially the same brilliantly crafted post within two minutes of one another at eleven o'clock at night. That shit was poetic anonymous.
ReplyDeleteyea the two post back to back with basically the same words and same message was about as bad as it gets!!!!! Ur truly brilliant! I can not wait for the game on Sunday the spread is Doolies -8.5......It is officially open!!!!! Even though we are yet to post our lineup.....Get on it Nicky!
ReplyDeleteI thought our manager got to make the decision on who sits and who doesn't.... so Sam what is your ruling. By the way doesn't it also say that you get an extra inning on the bench if you are caught breaking the rules while wearing batting gloves?
ReplyDeletehaha seriously lets get the official rule book from Officer Cop-a-Feel
ReplyDeleteBat throwing shall be punished in the form of either a 3 inning benching or completeing a "3 minutes in heaven" session with former Doolie first baseman Neil Friedman. Tongue usage required.
ReplyDeleteHaha this is getting otta hand now
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