Hey coach how am I doing?

This is the question as a player you were always dying to ask, but never quite had the balls to ask. So I am going to let you all know how you are doing.....I know what you guys are thinking ( Bri your not even the coach) but guess what I do not give a flying fuck and your going to either hate it or love it..... Now that we have the official stats you have a general idea of how you are doing but its not all about the stats. So you will receive one or two sentences to get the general idea of what the rest of the team thinks of your performance offensively, defensively and maybe even your attitude. Here we go fellas, Buckle your seat belts:

Ma$e- Average in the field, people are concerned about your bat and if your performance does not step up you can say good bye to the lead off spot.

Walk- Ummm people have you up for MVP and thats all you need to know... Completely dominant

G- Not a great 3rd basement...but from we learned you are pretty qualified at the plate and left field.

Willy- Not too many complaints in the field which is postive and you have been getting the job done at the plate.

Balco- Average in the field and getting the job done with the stick. No one believes your batting 1.000 but your playing great.

Toal- No errors so far which is good considering you played out of position in the second game. You have been solid at the plate.

Sam- playing pretty good in the field....but .286 needs to improve for us to be a consistent team at the plate.

Germ- people are concerned about you show boating when diving for routine fly balls.... need to step it up at the plate. We appreciate your hustle on the path, but need you on the path more!

Sangiorgi- what a pleasant surprise you have been at the plate. Congrats on your first win vs. Gas House...Dark Horse for MVP. People are happy with your team first attitude.

Mailly- Need more consistency showing up The Doolies family comes first than your other family. 2 for 3 at the plate is very solid. Got to eliminate the Ks.

Drew- Very pleased with you on the hill. The team is very happy with your team first attitude. been very solid at the plate and I can see you moving up the line up shortly.

Gos- How do you not show up to the biggest game of the season with a little stomach virus???? People are not pleased with you throwing the bat either. Were pretty pleased with your performance at the plate...

Any questions, comments or concerns pots below.....Thanks!