Doolies Continue "To Bang Fresh Pink"

Well my friends it looks as if it is that time of the week again. Yes. You guessed it. Gameday. And like this picture above, the Doolies will gore the fuck out of anyone that thinks they will lose today. Anyone. Oh hey Gas House, this is what is going to happen to you today, except Mase might use his dick rather than a horn.

Although the weather report is not friendly for today’s game, we are going to hope that it holds out until after our win. Yes, Doolies will win, and become the bringers of rain. I predict that as soon as Toal goes deep for the fifth, or possibly sixth time, the skies will open and rain will wash away the hopes of the Gorillas, and hopefully clean off all the filth as well.

So first off, lets take care of some business. The Doolies would like to thank their sponsor, PBR Light. Yes folks, that’s right. When you are down in the dumps, and have little cash, just reach for that beautiful beacon of “light”. PBR Light. Delicious and Nutricious while you drub some scrubs on a Sunday.

And if there is one thing we all know. The Doolies love tattooed, pierced, crap beer drinking, freaky, nasty, dirty, chicks who get after it.

And now today’s prayer:

“ Dear Gods of Softball, as we take the field today, please watch over us and protect us from evil. Especially that little Fuck Eric Gos. Please let our field be crisp, bats bring pain, and pitches shower the mat like the stream of piss that will be drenching our opponent today. We trust that you will play favorites and take the Doolies side as we take on the sloppy prick fucks of GHG. “ Oh wait. “Amen”

Prediction: 17-4 Doolies win. 6 Homers, and 2 Ks for the Good Guys in the win.