Monday, April 19, 2010

Craigslist Ads - The Holy Grail

Im a 26 yo male looking for a competive weeknight mens softball team to play on. Im a very good all around player, have all 5 tools.

Defensively I normally play SS or OF, offensively I normally bat 1 or 2, but can bat in the middle of the lineup, its just I prefer to go 4-4 with 4 singles than risk popping up trying to hit HRs, but I can hit HRs over 300'+ fences.

Jeter is probably the most comparable MLB player to my softball game, Im a great baserunner, great baseball IQ, can do a little bit of everything batting, and a very good defender (although jeter has no range to his left).

Craigslist is like a Beer League Softball Draft Board filled with absolute Jokes.

3 comments:

  1. This is very interesting....Guy is comparable to Jeter yet he is not even on a softball team....he must be really good. I think we should puta craigslist ad for our team thats as follows:

    We are filled with mostly 24/25 year olds except for Ma$e. We are all pretty average and not that good at all. We been in the high arc softball league in ramsey for 7 years and never won the league..... We are looking forward to another season and are looking to pick up NOBODY on craigslist or anywhere else to improve.... However if you are 24/25 year old arrogant jerk off that likes to drink beers or show up hung over and argue with the other twelve guys on our team you may fit in very well so please call Jerry Emanumonk at 201 424 2629..... Thank for your time and what not!

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  2. Wow.... I think Gos needs to change his name to Jerry Emanumonk immediately.

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  3. definitely lets not even give him an option! What number does emanuel where?

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